Thursday, August 20, 2009

Case# 008

Case# 008

Snack: Rock Man Energy Can
Rating

Packaging: 10/10
Taste relating to flavor claim: 1/10
Creativity: 8/10
Overall Taste: 3/10
Score: 22/40

First: Totally awesome! Second: Dope!

Now to the nitty. This can of Rock (Mega) Man Energy drink is exactly the kind of thing that puts a smile on my face and money in retailers' hands. The simplicity and small Mega Man running on the bottom of the can has all the right touches.

So I know what your asking, what gives on the erectile disfunction rating?? Let's just say this was dropped on the public to promote Rock Man 9 and that's as far as it was thought out.

It's not even AN energy drink. At the bottom cleverly disguised it says "sports drink". It has no carbonation, it has no ENERGY! It's like a zero calorie pocari sweat except even that has SOME kind of taste. This was sugar water in a can. Capcom had a chance to makes something awesome, and good! maybe make it a running line of drinks that people would pick up instead of a rockstar or red bull. Make it taste like metal, who cares!, just something better than water!!

Mega Man is in the future and if he does use water as fuel, then the "Big 3" better forget the bail out and just hit up a titty bar.

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